Monday 23 November 2009

Synthesise or Liquidise

I don't like that I am writing this blog and I don't like you for reading it. But this is the 21st Century, and if you want to get anywhere in a creative industry, you're an idiot if you don't utilise the internet. The porn industry is the biggest, most financially successful in the world because it sells through the internet. Hollywood fights the internet, which is ironic because if Hollywood has taught us anything it's that you can't beat the machines. I'm not trying to sell anybody a porno but, in the not too distant future, I will be trying to sell you something. Maybe I'm compromising my artistic integrity by writing this blog, but fuck artistic integrity, I don't even know what it means. It's better to form an alliance with the machines now of your own free will than to be crushed by the robot fist for resisting when thy take over in 2012. For now, this is as close as I can get to being part man, part robot. I could get a bionic arm, because they are getting pretty sick these days, better than the real thing in many ways, but I'd be some chump to get another arm when I could just wait for technology to progress far enough for me to upgrade with a robotic scorpion tail. As a wise man once wisely said: "Man and machine getting into things". No, I'll just be patient and post something here now and then, until the day comes when I have produced something existing in space that the following I have amassed through the internet can buy.

Well, that should serve as an introduction to this post and my entire blog. I don't really read blogs, so I'm not sure what people expect from them, maybe emotions and opinions or something. If that's what you want, here you go: I had an emotion today; in my opinion you should do something else.

Prepare for the next installment and may the Gods of Respect and Positivity go with you.

1 comment:

  1. Fucking brilliant, look forward to the next instalment

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